I would rank tonight 2nd or 3rd in “All-Time Worst Bedtime Experience with Kids” so tonight’s post will be short as my wine IV is waiting so I can numb my feelings of despair and failure.
One of the speakers at the Writers Digest Conference shared this Author Bingo card with us. It’s perfect! She told us when we get five in a row, to go out and splurge.
My favorite is “Social Sitch: ‘I Have a Great Idea for a Book'”. Probably because that was so me, like 4 years ago.
I feel like I would have won Parent Bingo tonight if the squares included, “End the night with everyone crying”, “3-year-old throws self on floor multiple times”, “Discover maintenance broke your bath tub at 7 PM”, “Feel like the tantrum is your fault because you went to work this morning”, and “Rip a Duplo out of a small child’s hand”. Definitely not any of our finest moments. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.